Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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