Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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