I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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