I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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