So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I love you.
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