we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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