it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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