Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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