I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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