I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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