your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
I'm really busy with my period
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