Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize