she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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