That's intense
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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