Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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