I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The adults are the big ones right?
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