would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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