I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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