have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We have so much sex to catch up on
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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