Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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