How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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