So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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