While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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