do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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