you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have demons in me.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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