Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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