Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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