we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
