Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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