Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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