i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
