Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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