so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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