did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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