question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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