I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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