i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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