I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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