I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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