We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
there was a trapeze. enough said
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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