so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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