it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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