Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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