No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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