im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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