No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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