We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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