i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
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