I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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