In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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