So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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