I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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