Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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