he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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